actionncatt:

Sexting? Nah. I’m into spexting. Spooky texting. Ever seen a ghost? Hmu.

(via bad-catz)

emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

(via guy)

snorlaxatives:

sometimes in life you’re faced with really tough decisions 

(via hohoehoes)

precumming:

when u run out of data for the month

(via virguin)